The lawn bowls league used to be a harmonious gathering of friends, both retired and non-retired. Then one day a young lady, in stark contrast to the old lawn bowler stereotype, wanted to play. Unfortunately for her she had to tackle the progressively filling schedule of work and uni. The only day she could play was on Saturday. Therein lay the problem for her, since Saturday was gentlemens' day where only the males could play competition bowling that day. Not that it was discrimination of any sort since the ladies had their day too. Tuesday was ladies' day where only the women played.
Despite this the young lady cried, "SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION AND INEQUALITY!!" The older women jumped on board, seemingly united by this one young voice who had the confidence to bring her opinions forward and make them be known. She took the league to court. Their main argument: males and females are equal in skill in the game of lawn bowls. Hence, the ladies should be allowed to compete with the men. Much to-ing and fro-ing later, the women were victorious and were officially allowed to play on Saturday against the blokes, much to the antipathy of the males.
"Well alright then" said all the blokes. If we can't have our day, the ladies can't have their's. So they went to the courts to argue that they should be allowed to play on Tuesday - Ladies' day. The judge ruled in their favour, and blokes began to play competition bowling on Tuesday against the ladies.
The blokes then proceeded to massacre the ladies on the scoresheets every Tuesday. Outraged by the turn of events, the ladies threw up their arms and shouted, "SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION AND INEQUALITY!!" So back to the courts they went where they argued and whined to the judge like petty little 12 year old girls, saying that it's not fair the males could play with them because of their physical advantage.
But then the judge stopped and thought, "Hang on. Didn't you girls argue that you wanted to play Saturdays because you're just as good as the men?" With that, the case became a no contest, and males around the bowling clubs state-wide felt a sense of both justice and satisfaction from knowing that they had shafted the evil elderly (plus one young lass) feminists.
Q: What's the definition of irony?
A: Extreme (as opposed to the normal, mild) Feminism - They preach equality like it were more important than the Bible and the Qu'ran rolled into one. Yet what they actually want is usually unfair for males.
Another thought: what's with all the Michael Jackson remakes on the radio these days?
