- Make sure the patient can rationally decide for themselves without coercing their decision-making process. Coercing is bad. Paedophiles coerce little children. Do I really need to say more?
- If jabbing someone with a needle for the purpose of research, it only works if the said needle doesn't contain a flesh eating virus disguised as 'a potentially new drug treatment'
- Try and make the patient walk out of your room feeling better. That's kinda the whole point of this medicine thing..... in case you haven't yet figured out why you're here.
- You're holding a mini ninja blade otherwise known as a scalpel. Note that it is not a killing tool.
- When the patient walks out of the room, don't tell the world about their rapidly growing list of STIs. It may be amusing to you, but probably not as amusing as it is for their lawyer.
The end.
Weekend.
- You're holding a mini ninja blade otherwise known as a scalpel. Note that it is not a killing tool.
- When the patient walks out of the room, don't tell the world about their rapidly growing list of STIs. It may be amusing to you, but probably not as amusing as it is for their lawyer.
The end.
Weekend.
