A minority president can finally be king of the world. A couple of Ameri, er I mean Mexicans can decide to make love with some pigs and create a new deadly global pandemic called overblown mass hysteria. Not that the swine flu was created that way. Well, at least I assume that wasn't the case. But for some reason that obviously needs addressing through professional psychological help, that was my first thought upon hearing its official name - some sick freak got a little too curious, and now the world's face mask company executives have booked a holiday to Bora Bora, the Cayman Islands, and a night in that one hotel on the corner of the hairpin at the Monaco Grand Prix. 177 days is also plenty of time to be given free fat $900 cheques in the mail, and for Wilson to finally have the balls to get House some help. It's also enough time for me to realise that Cuddy just may be the hottest 40+ year old ever. Evidently, 177 days is not long enough for news to surface of a group of rugby players masturbating in front of each other in a room of small, or intimate shall we say, dimensions with some impressionable girl in there as the ticking bomb of perilous scandal. Group sex is one thing... but honestly, what the FUCK!? Isn't wet towel slapping each other's naked butts in the showers of the lockerooms after a long game out in the cold gay enough for you guys? Oh, and 177 days is also evidently not long enough to find Osama Bin Laden .... or Wally/Waldo for that matter... especially on that damn page where everyone is in red and white. Argh!
I also forgot this thing for 177 days. Oops.
