Almost the halfway point of the year.
Random stuff that I've learnt so far:
- Living away from home is fun
- Living away from home means doing your own laundry - not fun
- Med school is like high school all over again, except this time we give a shit
- Some people are just pure evil
- It is possible to feel like you're sixteen years old again
- McDonald's burgers are now small enough to eat five in one go
- Mountain Dew was surely invented by God himself
- If I could have two wives they would be large size KFC popcorn chicken, and large size HJ's onion rings
- You get drunk a lot quicker when you're already stressed or emotional
- It is best that you don't zone out three times, when you're driving in the foggy dark for ninety minutes
- My new goal in life is to get rid of every bus lane in the state
- Costco supports obesity
- Regular exercise isn't so bad after all
- I like squash
- You can survive on a regular bedtime of 2am
- Italian football/soccer players are still actors
- A vuvuzela is more annoying than eight little two year olds screaming for mummy in high-pitched squeals whilst you have a headache
- A Geelong vs Hawks grand final rematch is still on the cards
- Kingston is a delicious motherf*#king biscuit
- Condensed milk in a tube is just asking for sweet, sweet trouble
- Condensed milk in a tube is just asking for sweet, sweet trouble
- I get withdrawal from not having mum's chicken soup
- My eyesight is getting shit
- I don't miss full-time work
- I miss full-time work income
- I hate the tax office
- Foxtel IQ will be the reason why every kid will grow up fat and lonely
- I no longer know what the fuck I am doing with computers anymore. (Seriously, wtf is OneNote?)
- I really should stop dropping the F-bomb
- "Cunt rash" is the biggest insult ever invented short of "you were an accident"
- UFC is awesome, even though it looks like men in weird sexual positions beating the living shit out of each other
- iPhones will one day rule the world, Matrix-style
- Rugging up in multiple layers and a beanie is completely offset by wearing thongs
- My black beanie automatically makes me a burglar/robber according to everyone else
- I am still really shit at noticing things, like when someone cuts/colours their hair
- When it comes to friends, quality > quantity
- My friends are awesome
